The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -E.E. Cummings

 

…You’re drivin’ along, la-de-da, woo. Then all of a sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Now let’s see what happens when you’re driving with the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along, you’re drivin’ along, & all of a sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, “I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!” “Not now, damn it!” Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN’T STOP! HELP! There’s a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family’s screamin’,”Oh my God, we’re burning alive!” “No! I can’t feel my legs!” In comes the meat wagon. WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO! And the medic gets out and says, “Oh my God”. New guy’s in the corner puking his guts out… All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies.” -Tommy Boy